There’s been a good deal of debate and discussion on how we get out of Iraq.  Pundits have expounded on all of the intricacies and nuances of our departure, debated timetables, and generally bemoaned our present situation.

Here’s my solution:

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

(with apologies to Paul Simon)