George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

The Vice President shrugs and says, “Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, “Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, “Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 6 billion people unbelievably happy.”

* Tip of the ‘Nose to Actress Buddy!

A bit further down that same page is the following little gem…

a fascist, a fundamentalist, and a criminal walk into a bar.

the bartender says “it’s an honor, mr. president.”

And scroll a little bit further down and you’ll come across this one…

Replace these three jackals with a movie star, a priest, a backpacking hippy and Karl Rove and they’re on a disabled plane with only three parachutes to be had and it’s going down fast… Now that would be a funny joke!

Let’s see what we have here:

Alec Baldwin, The pope, Wavy Gravy, and Karl Rove were on a small plane flying over Iceland when the engine inexplicably cut out and the plane began to plummet to earth . The pope shrieked “I am the light of the world, give me a parachute so that I may continue to save the souls of the unrighteous!” Alec Baldwin snarled “I am an indespensible actor who brings happiness to billions, I also deserve one of those chutes.” Wavy Gravy put down his bong and said “the only fair and democratic way to decide this is by drawing straws”, so they all headed to the front of the plane to get Karl.

As they entered the first class cabins there was Karl, wearing one of the parachutes and burning the other two, having just killed and sodomized the pilot and smearing his feces all over the cockpit. As he waddled toward the emergency exit the other three passengers howled in anguish “Why did you do that? Three of us could have lived but now your selfishness has doomed us!” As he threw open the door, just before he jumped, Karl yelled back “You knew what I was when you let me on this plane, it is my nature.”

Oh wait, that’s not a joke, it’s more like a parable.

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