Since I earlier wrote rather disparaging about the writing qualities of WaPo writers, I figure that I ought to give praise when praise is due. So read and enjoy.

The new “King Kong” answers many important questions:

Can a girl outrun a dinosaur? (Yes.)

Can a tommy gun kill a prehistoric spider? (Yes.)

Can a blonde and a monkey find true, if chaste, love at the top of the Empire State Building? (Yes.)

Can three hours feel like 90 minutes? (Yes.)

Can Jack Black act? (No.)

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